The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to understand math.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!