The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to see air

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!