The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to jump faster.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!