to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to sweat acid.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!