The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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captain obvious

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!