the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to die at will.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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Third armpit.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to see the present

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!