The ability to drop everything you hold

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to fall up.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!