the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to watch tv

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to exist

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to have a power

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to be in AA.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to poo.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!