The ability to turn wine into water...

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to fart upon command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!