The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to fly for a second

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!