the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!