The power to think outside the bun.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to predict the present

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to not finish your

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!