The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to have a power.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!