The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to be wrong

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!