The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to dance really well

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!