The power to have no powers

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Taekwondo

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to be dead

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the power to die if you think

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!