The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to like any show

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to attract bullets.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to read your own mind.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to die

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!