The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to attract bullets.

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the super power to remove your super power

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to shed hair

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!