The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to pee poop

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to create powers

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!