The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

to have a face with the power to attract fists

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

the power to control your own body movements

the power to do one push-up

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

the power to fail

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

the power to be wrong

The useless power to write about useless powers...

the power to in power your self

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

the power to make thin air that is harmless

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!