- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

the ability to walk through your clothes

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power drown in water

The ability to go forward in time at will.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

Pointless Super Powers