The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!