The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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solar powered night-vision

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to control yourself

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to be dead

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to not exercise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!