The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to in power your self

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!