The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power of words

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!