The power to burn the sun.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!