The power to wake up and live through school....

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to go suicide

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to die at will

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to see air

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!