The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to smell poop

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!