The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to repel women.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to fart upon command.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!