The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!