the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to create a meme

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!