The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The power of eating from ears.

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

The power to die when you use the letter e.

the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to read View Terms of Services

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power of bullet atraction

the power to sh*t brix at will!

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to ride a bike

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!