The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be distracted with grea

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to watch tv

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Immunity to medication

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to see into the present

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The power to eat your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!