THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to complete math exercises

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!