The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the power to in power your self

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The ability to lactate air.

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A healing punch

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!