The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to become yourself

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!