- Pointless Super Powers

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

the power to taste your own spit

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

The ability to like this post

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

The power to state the obvious at will.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!