The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to poo.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!