The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to die

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!