The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!