the power to be a fury............-_-

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!