The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to snore.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to go on this website

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!