The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!