The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!