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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later
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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus
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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day
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The power to see things with your eyes open
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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples
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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day
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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.
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xray vision , but you must close your eyes
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the power to not finish your
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The power to not exist.
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The power to encounter an internal server error
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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.
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The power to be called justin bieber
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the power to get really mad.
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the power to summon 10 ants every week
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The power to know that Han Solo dies
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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.
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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.
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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.
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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese
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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.
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The power of not knowing
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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!