the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!