The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!