The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to snore.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!