The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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the power to see through glass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Grass eating

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The Power to Combust

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!