the power to get in the van

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!