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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.
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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.
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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*
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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.
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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with
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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.
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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica
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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.
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The power to stay a virgin
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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.
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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people
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The power to have a power
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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass
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being able to blow up and die
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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.
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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more
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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet
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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet
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The power to only drink liquids
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The power to see as Stevie Wonder
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The Power to Read really Small Words
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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!