The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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captain obvious

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!