power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Find Waldo

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!