The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to like any show

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!