To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power spite flower

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to be born.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!