the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be phone

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!