Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!