The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to write a country song

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!