The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to fart flames

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The power to shit brix

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be born.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!