The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to lactate air.

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Find Waldo

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!