The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to die

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to look TV

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!