the power to get blood clots

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!