Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be dead

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die at will

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Grass eating

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!