The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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to be shitty

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!