The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to repel women.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to swim on land

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!