Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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power to have no power at all

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the power to fail at life

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!