The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to only see glass.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!