The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!