The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!