The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

the power to fly in space

The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

the power to fart in 7 different colors

The power to give your wife rights

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The super power to control paper.

The power of creating poop.

The power to make fish drown.

The power to die using your willpower.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!