The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!