The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to not have power

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to go through open windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!