The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to learn only at school.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!